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Everything is Fine v.1

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$20.00

For the homesteader who’s seen it all—escaped goats, rogue chickens, surprise tornadoes, and that one cow that just won’t cooperate. This shirt perfectly captures the serene chaos of farm life with a flaming skull and the comforting reminder: "Everything is fine, just another day at the homestead."

Made for those who know that if your tractor isn’t broken, your fence probably is. Wear it while wrangling animals, battling weeds, or sipping coffee as your barn mysteriously catches fire (again).

Perfect for:
✅ Farmers & homesteaders who thrive in mayhem
✅ People who laugh through disaster
✅ Anyone who’s ever said, “Well, that wasn’t supposed to happen.”

Get yours now—before your goat chews through the internet cable! 🐐🔥

• 100% combed cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.7 oz./yd.² (160 g/m²)
• Rounded neckline
• Short-sleeved with 1x1 ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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